Piggies! Count 'em an weep, folks! Nobody else on the block has as many pigs on their ankles as you do, and the jealousy is running rampant. Forget this despicable bacon craze and the meat-eating folly that goes with it; you live for some cushy socks, a bit of animal rights advocacy, and all around adorableness. It's hard to ignore when your socks are shouting, "OINK!" at you. And if they aren't oinking at you then, let's face it, there's something very wrong! We should keep every pig alive and enjoy their companionship, not their slaughter. So get folks talking about the value of animal life and how to become vegetarian, vegan or all around decent with a cute, comfy, and warm conversation starter. Before you know it, the creatures of this earth will be living equally cozy lives, free from the murderous appetites of humans and amid ecosystems that are rebalanced as our green diets reverse climate change. Woot!  'Oink Pig Socks' are for YOU!